Books

Although I have tons of books to read, I need advice for what to read when I'm done so know what to read and there's not a month in between books. If you have read any really good books, comment on it, please. If I read it, I'll also comment on it. I hope we get some good books on here!

Important Twilight Dates

Here are some very important (at least to me) Twilight dates:
March 22- Twilight comes out on DVD
November 20- New Moon comes out in theaters

Blonde Jokes

This may be offensive to all you blondes out there but I got these from one of my friends and I thought this was hilarious:

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the Quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!"

BLONDE ON A BUS
You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. So, every time you fart, you time it with the music. When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus, everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realize........
that you're listening to your IPod!

Superbowl 43

I watched the superbowl on Sunday and they had very funny commercials. My favorite commercial was called "The Power of the Crunch." It's a Dorito advertisement where it escencially says "when you run out of Doritos, you run out of luck!" To watch all the commercials that were on during the superbowl, go to Youtube AdBlitz.