Blonde Jokes

This may be offensive to all you blondes out there but I got these from one of my friends and I thought this was hilarious:

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the Quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!"

BLONDE ON A BUS
You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. So, every time you fart, you time it with the music. When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus, everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realize........
that you're listening to your IPod!